Apple Shaped Potato Chip

Description

This miraculous Chip somehow survived the rough journey of transit from the factory to the store, to my house and into my hands. This chip is the essence of god himself. Perfection in its truest form. The meaning behind such a chip is so overwhelming, it cannot be comprehended by mortal men. Ancient prophecies paint stories of heavenly woven excellence in a plethora of forms. This time it has taken the shape of a delicious chip. Legend has it, the aftertaste of such a chip is reflected by the image it creates in your mind. A pear flavor, or perhaps a crisp apple? Only YOU have the power to know.
It is the most magnificent creation that has ever dawned mankind’s fragile consciousness. Sheer, riveting beauty at such magnitude couldn’t possibly hold any value less than the essence of the multiverse itself. Yet restricted by these confines of human society, I am only allowed to request a mere fraction of a fraction of its true value. Still, no champion has come forth to claim the prophetic symbol of they’re enlightenment. One that binds them to the divine instruments of our matrix that resonates in perfect harmony; channeling our existence into a paradox of reincarnated energy. Soon may a worthy soul grasp this opportunity and find the answer. Until then...